1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
David Anthony Napier
Andrew James Myers
Graham Robert Moxon
Jamal Abdul Nasser France-Lahmar (well.... you asked!)
Dean (danger is my middle name) Brettle
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
D: Er, green, I think, but I'm not checking in a bloody com lab
A: Black
G: black boxers
J: Black....of course
D: Black boxers with an image of Elvis on
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW?
D: Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up The Girl
A: Turin brakes pain killer
G: the annoying sound of the computer cluster
J: Linkin Park....Meteora (album)
D: Newest album is Scissor Sisters which rocks in a camp sort of way
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED
D: Worryingly, yes
A: no
G: er.... no!
J: Yes (I'm not gay I tell you..... BASTARDS!)
D: My feet are, go figure
5. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
D: My tea - pizza and chips. British through and through
A: Mars bar king size
G: i cant remember havent eaten in a while! cant ive got to fast for a medical! and dave how the hell is pizza english through and through????? (D's Note - You just ask British people how many of them have pizza and chips for tea)
J: Fish in a hot chilli traditional sauce (u caught me on a good night)
D: Super Noodles
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
D: Red, because I'm fecking HOT
A: Green??
G: green! (why not)
J: Black, becoz I am fucking evil (in response to Dave)
D: Red, it's the colour of Kings... well, at least the blood of Kings... what were we talking about....?
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
D: See above
A: Gorjus
G: hot
J: Dark.... just as I like it...
D: Too nice to be typing at a stupid computer, bye
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?
D: My mummy. Yes, my mummy. ...Who just laughed? I'll fuck you right up, you son-of-a-shit
A: Dad
G: my ex girlfriend (that was fun!)
J: My mummy. Yes, my mummy....I live with my mummy if you must know....and I swear to god if anyone takes the piss I will be the last thing you see on this Earth.....*growl*
D: Mum asking her to check my post
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
D: Smile, always
A: ass
G: ass/body/walk anything
J: Height...(My last girlfriend was chinese....I have a thing for asi.....er......forget it......erm........so...Euro 2004.....how interesting.......bollox) .... (D's Note - Balls to that nonchalance; you bought FIFA 2004 and you like it :D)
D: Body, second thing would be eyes, honest
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
D: So, next question. ........Joking, of course. You da man Frostola, 19 on Fri, come on Shrek 2 and cocktails!!!
A: dave??? no! argh gotcha cause i do
G: er dave? yeah go on then
J: Hmm... lets see....... no.
D: Dave didn't even send me it, the complete and utter bastard
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
D: Eh, indifferent. A bit nervy about impending exams. And a bit confuddled over a certain somebody. And I need the loo.
A: hot & bothered & yet intrigued as the neil saga unfolds rite outside my door
G: bored of waiting around for my medical as they are going to be testing drugs on me! but hey i get £650 for it
J: Oh just f**k off
D: Sarcastic
12. FAVOURITE DRINK?
D: Gonna have to agree with Frostola and say Apple Tango
A: I nice frosty glass of the Wife beater that is Stella Artois
G: Alcoholic
J: Cider baby (Fine... Strongbow baby!)
D: Beer (that's bitter, not the girly larger that you bunch of puffs drink)
13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
D: Anything from Guinness and Carling to mixers and Schnapps. Uni has made me less fussy
A: other than stella I'd say bacardi & coke
G: Alcoholic
J: Duh!
D: See above and refer yourselves to the insult you pansies
14. FAVOURITE SPORT?
D: To play - tennis/badminton. To watch - football. A sublime distinction
A: Ultimate to play & footy 2 watch
G: Anything really, but i do love my football
J: Firing a fully loaded cannon (no kididng)
D: Footy or pool I'm counting it as a sport since I have a pool table in my room
15. HAIR COLOUR
D: Dark brown
A: brown
G: Dark brown
J: Whatever takes my fancy (Blue by the time u guys see me)
D: Blondy-brown
16. EYE COLOUR?
D: Blue
A: Blue
G: multicoloured... green/blue/brown... one pupil bigger then the other! co hay!
J: Black....I wish....no Brown
D: Greeny blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
D: If only
A: no
G: nope dont need to
J: Nope
D: Want to
18. SIBLINGS?
D: One brother, 14. £2.50 or best offer. .......Again, I joke, he's a special kid; he's like a brother to me.
A: One brother
G: 2 end of conversation
J: Two.......My therapist advises not talking about them.....
D: 4 sisters (at last head count)
19. FAVOURITE MONTH?
D: August. Summer - my birthday - holidays - filmathons - laziness - swimming - liberally attired girls.
A: april
G: anything to do with summer... road trips, hot weather and the lasses wear fewer and fewer clothes!
J: January.... the cold....the frosbite....beautiful
D: Any other than November when I will turn 20.
20. FAVOURITE FOOD?
D: Pizza. It's like sex - when it's good, it's very good; when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
A: Pizza.
G: cheese! does alcohol have any food in it?
J: (Note....Dave....I saw the same sticker in the 6th form common room.....u flagrant plagurist) ... Hot....Hot....chilli con carne...baby... (D's Note - You shall die)
D: Steak (I mean did you even have to ask) (PS. Dave, that really sucks) (D's Note - None of you have a sense of humour. Goits)
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
D: Troy, Sunday just gone. Believe I'm watching Jackie Brown this evening
A: shrek
G: Troy
J: Van Helsing....with Dave
D: Equilibrium, not bad in a 1984 meets The Matrix meets martial arts sort of way (D's Note - isn't that exactly what's written on the back of the DVD case??)
22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
D: 6th August, when I get gifts, money, food and bitches just for being alive. I love this world
A: 13th april
G: any..happy all year round
J: Sex......er....never mind.....
D: Friday the 13th
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY?
D: The greatest conundrum in the history of time. It would be grotesque of me to summarise it in a whimsical soundbite response. But at a push, Sunday.
A: saturday! when saturday comes and all of that!
G: saturday - football. sunday - lot of sleep. toughfy
J: Sunday....always the better battle..... (Sealed Knot)
D: Saturday= Football+hangover. Sunday= Top Gear. Therefore Saturday=Sunday. (D's Note - OK, break it up, this aint no A level Maths class)
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
D: It depends how close I feel to them. Most of the time, I'll muster the confidence somehow
A: yes unless I'm pissed & then its more of a slobber
G: nope full stop!
J: Every.......f**king.....time.
D: It takes a few days and a stiff drink if I really like them.
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE?
D: It's "OK" in my view - edible but not culinary genius.
A: oh yes! its like ambrosia!!! I eat it out of the jar
G: as above.
J: No......f**k off...
D: It sucks more than a hooker
26. SUMMER OR WINTER
D: Summer - although each has its merits
A: Summer
G: Summer - again less clothers on lasses
J: Winter....I LOVE the rain...I LOVE the cold.....don't EVER get into a conversation with me on the subject
D: Summer - this one is not even worthy of an ='n
27. HUGS OR KISSES?
D: Kisses are better, because they're not as common, and usually quite special
A: both cos its usually a good sign
G: kisses, but both are always amazing (especially you andy haha)
J: Kisses...
D: Kisses but not if Dave's offering (D's Note - Who's a funny boy then?)
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
D: Chocolate. Who the hell's gonna put vanilla?
A: Chocolate
G: Choc
J: What do you think!.....I'm African!
D: Toffee
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
D: It'd be nice, yeah. Do it, you bar-stards, or I'll disown you
A: no
G: nah, the only reason why im doing this is because im bored
J: Sure....if I had any....:(prepares to slap Andy)
D: Its better if they write forwards, dnatsrednu ot reysae
30. WHO'S THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
D: Andy, who usually takes these things more seriously than most. Plus he's never offline :D
A: hehe no1
G: don't know
J: Andy, I shall have my vengeance......*growl*
D: Don't know er the dead perhaps
34. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
D: Chaired FMS meeting, then we jaunted down to The Harley to watch me mates' band, Nine More Lies - all bias aside, they were actually really good.
A: played ultimate down on the rec in town & then went out to Po Na na & got pissed but didn't pull
G: hmmm well i dont think thats for innnocent ears
J: Sex........since I broke up :(........(C'mon....just a little sypothy (fuck the spelling)).. (D's Note - Sorry, can't do that here, I'm afraid :D - seriously, how the hell did you miss the 'm' out of syMpathy???)
D: (Why does it go from 30 to 34 dumbass?) see 21
35. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF THIS
MORNING?
D: Nope, that's impossible
A: yeah rite!!!
G: who said it cant be a moving, talking alam clock who woke me up!
J: Yeah....still....just f**k off...
D: The arswipes nextdoor woke me up at 5.37 with there shite music so "I'm pretty fuckin far from OK"
36. DO YOU MISS BIG BROTHER YET?
D: Why, did they all die horrifically in a petrol fire? .........Sorry, just me absently fantasising again.
A: have a guess
G: no
J: It was b****cks when it was on......don't even go there....
D: I missed it when it was on which is lucky cuz its always shite
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN?
D: I likes buttered meself. Though we had this chocolatey stuff the other day which was jolly spiffing
A: sweet wotever that is
G: buttered
J: Toffee man!
D: (Who is numbering this???) see 28
40. FAVOURITE CRISPS?
D: Real McCoys - Flame Grilled Steak. Staple of Monday night pub quizzing! EDEN!
A: Salt and vinegar anything
G: Real McCoys
J: Real McCoys - Salt and Vinegar
D: As Dave, you can't beat them (they just smash) (D's Note - I really don't understand that answer at all)
41. FAVOURITE CAR?
D: Jag. Preferably X-Type. I vow it shall be mine someday
A: aston Martin Vanquish!!!! I want 2 b bond!! that & it's british
G: realistically audi TT, more than likely Lotus Elise
J: Bicycle you capitalist a**es!
D: DB9 It shares my initials apart from the 9 and its nearly as cool.
42. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
D: Weird question..... probably the rhododendron, because no-one can say or spell it
A: white rose!!! ne yorkshire man shud say the same its in his blood
G: what?
J: Lotus
D: Self-raising, great for cakes
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
D: Who writes these?? On my home keys, there's 4. And on my uni keys, just the uno.
A: 1
G: about 40
J: Two....(who cares?)
D: 3
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
D: I am the world's greatest juggler. Of two balls. Ech.
A: yes
G: y whould i want to
J: Juggling balls?.....no......Women?......... ......no..... :-P (D's Note - A recycled Friends joke, eh? Looks like I'm not the only "plagurist")
D: What my key ring?
