My first term was hectic to say the least, which is why I havent updated. I kept the few remaining interested parties informed on the message board so you know the basics - I spent it working hard, pulling pints and making movies! Could be worse. I have now been back roughly a week at uni and am typing this in the relative warmth of my room, at the rather-souped up PC that is my Evil Empire Workstation, or, as my housemates have conjectured, the Porn Factory. (They think I'm some sort of dirty porn user....how the f*** did i get this reputation??) In about a week's time I have my one and only exam, a sprightly two hours of my life, and then a full, free weekend in which to get bladderrrrrred - yahoo - before the start of second term. During this week, however, my time will be spared into two distinct 'doing' categories: revision and bugger all.

Nothing on the FMS front yet as term hasn't begun, but we're all meeting for pre-term drinks this week to think about ideas. I already know I'm going to attempt filming my long-delayed serious script Dreaming of You, which I'm very proud of, but I'm also working on a slightly more secret project which involves computer animation.... , The Incredibles has decided to own my life. Hopefully when this new site gets going, I can install a video donwload page (yay) on which i shall put up my own projects Sonya and This Is The Flatulent Gooses (which I know some wanted to see) plus one or two others I have been involved in as performer, and finally the fabled Scotland video......MWA HA HA HA BENNY.....

Meanwhile tonight, I'm to sign for my new house next year, as I'm off to live in a 6 person..... The place is fooking huge and my room is palatial - i can see some quite insane parties on the horizon. Then to let my hair down from this bastard coursework with a city bar crawl, ending up at that nostalgia-celebrating club to end all nostalgia-celebrating clubs....Flares. Looks like my disturbing enjoyment of It's Raining Men shall find a platform once again. Rapture.

Will keep you all posted as to the new site. I hear Benny's looking to abandon the kill list and produce something new and original for his Evil Columnists section (which I will keep on in some capacity by the way). I'm sure you're all as eager as I am to see what will come of that. We're also waiting on a full report from Matt of his misadventures in the big Maple Leaf. Watch this space. Well, not this space, the space on the appropriate page. Oh, f*** off, I'm sick of your s**t already.