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My search for the top 5 most wonderful musicky things ever continues unabated as more and more over-enthusiastic fans send in their lovely lists. Well, yay. After months of trying to persuade you gibbons to actually send me anything I finally get a response. Par consequence, the lists become more numerous, the patterns become more obvious. Bohemian Rhapsody deservedly tops the list at present, with Hotel California rapidly closing in on its glory. Ooh, tense. Well, not really.

LOOK OUT TOO for Top 5 albums coming soon!!!! Should technically be much more diverse and interesting - so please send me lists in their droves!

 

DAVE'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

 

1.      Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (#1)

2.      Every Breath You Take - The Police (#1)

3.      Two Hearts - Phil Collins (#6)

4.      Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys (#1)

5.      Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty (#3)

 

JIM'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

  1. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (#1)
  2. Every Breath You Take - The Police (#1)
  3. Layla - Derek and The Dominoes (#4)
  4. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (#1)
  5. Pride (In The Name Of Love) - U2 (#3)

ANDY'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

  1. Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis (#1)
  2. Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton (#30)
  3. Samba Pa Ti - Santana (#42)
  4. Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin (#)
  5. Someday - The Strokes (#5)

FROSTY'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

 

1.      Castles Made Of Sand - The Jimi Hendrix Experience (#)

2.      Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley (#)

3.      Only You - The Flying Pickets (#1)

4.      Come Back To What You Know - Embrace (#7)

5.      U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer (#3)

(No, it's not a joke - he's deadly serious)

 

ROB'S ALL TIME TOP 5!

  1. The One And Only - Chesney Hawkes (#1)
  2. Wild Side Of Life - Status Quo (#)
  3. Yesterday - The Beatles (#6)
  4. Disco 2000 - Pulp (#2)
  5. Summer Of '69 - Bryan Adams (#13)

JAMES'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

 

1.   Parallel Universe - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (#)

2.      Bleeding Me - Metallica (#)

3.      Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes (#7)

4.      Californication - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (#7)

5.      U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer (#3)

(Something's going on here)

 

LAURA'S ALL TIME TOP 3...

  1. Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell (#9)
  2. The Scientist - Coldplay (#)
  3. I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing - Aerosmith (#4)

DEAN'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

  1. Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin (#)
  2. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (#1)
  3. House Of The Rising Sun - The Animals (#1)
  4. Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (#11)
  5. Hotel California - The Eagles (#8)

ALAN'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

 

1.      Jump - Van Halen (#7)

2.      Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd (#21)

3.      Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer (#5)

4.      God Gave Rock and Roll To You - Kiss (#8)

5.      Growing On Me - The Darkness (#11)

 

PAUL'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

 

1.      Thriller - Michael Jackson (#10)

2.      Hotel California - The Eagles (#8)

3.      Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley (#1)

4.      Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (#1)

5.      Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen  (#1)

 

KIERON'S ALL-TIME TOP 5!

  1. Hotel California - The Eagles (#8)
  2. Supersonic - Oasis (#35)
  3. A Day In The Life - The Beatles (#)
  4. Voodoo Chile - The Jimi Hendrix Experience (#1)
  5. Loco - Fun Lovin' Criminals (#5)

 


 

THE RESULTS ARE IN... SO FAR...

MOST POPULAR ARTISTS:

  1. Queen - 4
  2. Michael Jackson - 3
  3. The Eagles - 3
  4. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - 3
  5. The Police - 2
  6. The Jimi Hendrix Experience - 2
  7. The Beatles - 2
  8. Oasis - 2
  9. MC Hammer - 2
  10. Eric Clapton (technically) - 2
  11. Led Zeppelin - 2

MOST POPULAR SONGS

  1. Bohemian Rhapsody - 4
  2. Hotel California - 3
  3. Every Breath You Take - 2
  4. Billie Jean - 2
  5. U Can't Touch This - 2

Well, following that lovely little survey of tastes worldwide, I have just one thing to say. Which is this. I can't bloody believe I've had to put pissing MC Hammer in the most popular artists list. You're all prize Neanderthals and I have lost all faith in mankind. Regardless of the fact that all opinions are fair, just and equitable and should be treated as such.