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OF COURSE YOU DON'T AGREE... YOU'RE MORONS As part of the site's current update, I had a brain-busting notion. I could spend ages writing bloody reviews of films but wouldn't it be just spiffing to diminish the excess verbiage and just list a variety of films I've seen rated by stars, or something? Not that I've stolen this idea from anyone. But this way, I can compact heaps of recommendations into a li'l bitty format, including those I managed to review here, and you can take advice from me (an aspiring filmmaker; therefore clearly mine is superior judgement :-D) what's worth watching and what ain't. Anyway, here is a selection of movies I've seen, ranging genres and eras, most of which you will have heard of. There's a few that I'm certain you won't know much about and I'm therefore hopeful I can further enrich your lives by recommending/blasting them to you. Herewith my opinions as judged by acting, direction, writing, cinematography and, where applicable, special effects. *** - Unmissable - Excellent * - Good ** - Average * - Poor x - Huge fat stinky poo
	A * Ace Ventura: Pet Detective * Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls ** Air Force One Airplane! Almost Famous Alien * Amelie * American Beauty American Pie * American Pie 2 ** American Psycho * America's Sweethearts * Antz * As Good As It Gets Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin Powers in Goldmember B * Back To The Future * Back To The Future II Back To The Future III * Batman Batman Returns Batman Forever Batman and Robin ** Being John Malkovich Billy Madison *** Blazing Saddles Bowfinger * Bring It On ** Bruce Almighty Bridget Jones's Diary A Bug's Life Bugsy Malone *** Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid C * The Cable Guy ** Casablanca Charade * A Clockwork Orange Close Encounters of the Third Kind Con Air ** Cool Runnings
D * Deep Blue Sea Deep Impact * The Deer Hunter * Diamonds Are Forever ** Die Another Day * Die Hard Die Hard II: Die Harder Die Hard With A Vengeance * Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Donnie Darko * Dr. No * Dragonheart * Drop Dead Fred * Dude, Where's My Car? * Dumb and Dumber E Enemy of the State * Entrapment ** E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial * Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind The Exorcist F Face/Off * Fame ** A Few Good Men Field Of Dreams Fight Club * Finding Nemo Forrest Gump For Your Eyes Only * Four Weddings and a Funeral * From Russia With Love ***** The Full Monty
	G ** Gangs of New York Get Shorty * Ghostbusters ** Ghostbusters II * Gladiator * Godzilla * The Godfather Part I * The Godfather Part II The Godfather Part III *** GoldenEye * Goldfinger Gone In 60 Seconds *** Grease * The Great Escape * The Grinch *** Groundhog Day H Happy Gilmore * Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ** Housesitter Hook I Ice Age * Independence Day Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom * Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Innerspace * The Insider * It's A Wonderful Life J Jackie Brown James and the Giant Peach * Jerry Maguire Jurassic Park Jeepers Creepers
K *** Kill Bill Vol. 1. * Kill Bill Vol. 2. L * Last Action Hero ** Lethal Weapon * Lethal Weapon 2 Lethal Weapon 3 * Lethal Weapon 4 *** Liar Liar Licence To Kill * The Lion King Live and Let Die * The Living Daylights ** Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring * Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers * Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King * Lost In Translation * Love Actually M Man On The Moon The Man With The Golden Gun The Man With Two Brains * Mars Attacks! *** The Mask Matchstick Men * The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded * The Matrix Revolutions * Memento Men In Black Men In Black II Monty Python and the Holy Grail * Moonraker * Mousehunt * Mrs Doubtfire ** My Best Friend's Wedding
	N ** The Naked Gun * Natural Born Killers ** Never Say Never Again Notting Hill O * Octopussy * Oliver! ** On Her Majesty's Secret Service P x The Passion of the Christ Philadelphia * Pi ** The Pink Panther The Pink Panther Strikes Again * Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl The Producers * Pulp Fiction Q * The Quiet Man
R *** Raiders of the Lost Ark Requiem For A Dream *** Reservoir Dogs Raging Bull *** The Return of the Pink Panther The Revenge of the Pink Panther Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Roxanne The Rutles S * Saturday Night Fever Scary Movie Schindler's List School of Rock The Scarlet Pimpernel * See No Evil, Hear No Evil ** Shakespeare In Love Shaun of the Dead * The Shawshank Redemption A Shot In The Dark * Shrek * Shrek 2 Snatch Signs Silver Streak * Singin' In The Rain * Some Like It Hot * South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut * The Spy Who Loved Me Starman * Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace * Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones Star Wars IV: A New Hope * Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back * Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi Superman * Superman II T Terminator * Terminator II: Judgement Day * Terminator III: Rise of the Machines *** There's Something About Mary ** Thunderball * Titanic * Tomorrow Never Dies Tootsie Top Gun * Toy Story * Toy Story 2 Traffic Trainspotting True Lies * True Romance * The Truman Show 2001: A Space Odyssey ** 21 Grams
	U * The Usual Suspects V * Van Helsing * A View To A Kill W The Waterboy ** Wayne's World Wayne's World 2 * The Wedding Singer * What Lies Beneath ** What Women Want When Harry Met Sally * Wild Wild West **** The World Is Not Enough
X ** X-Men X-Men II Y * You Only Live Twice ** Young Frankenstein Z ** Zoolander
	So, don't judge me too harshly. Actually, who am I kidding; judge me as harshly as you like. It's all you ever do anyway. Heh heh. One or two ickle notes - My taste lies primarily in comedy. I am aware you should judge everything by its individual merit, but I'm not one for doing what you "should" do. Seriously, I'm fair to everything, just be prepared for the occasional controversy... I'm not really a horror movie aficionado, so they're a bit thin on the ground. But never mind. All 20 James Bond movies are in there somewhere! Most significant trilogies and series (bar Star Trek) have been given the once over. Remind me if you see any obviously missed out.